Yeah, that's right, he has a tribal tattoo on his face. How awesome is that? Plus, the combination of the sunglasses and spiked hair makes this guy the epitome of cool. I'd get a tribal tattoo, but honestly I don't think I could live up to their name. Also, I have no idea what tribe I'd be joining if I got one.
There are literally hundreds of these things all over the world. Seriously, where do they all come from? I don't get it. Please, someone explain this to me.
Although Burt Reynolds is only 74 years of age, his moustache has been around for all eternity. Over the last millennia it has jumped from one face to another trying to find it's home. Don't believe me?
This lady used to be something special. She was in a hundred broadway musicals, she wined and dined with the rich and famous, and she sang with Pavarotti in the opera, but now she puts all of her hopes and dreams into one dollars scratch offs just hoping that one day she'll win and reclaim her glory days. Either that or she's just a crazy old cat lady who has nothing better to do with her money. You decide.
Despite being hundreds of years old the Easter Island heads still look like Brad Pitt, Adrien Brody, and Ryan Reynolds all rolled into one giant, albeit smashed in, stone face. Let me tell you the story of how these statues were constructed. Around the year 1000 AD the most beautiful people in the world got together on a small island and forced the natives to carve stone images of them. Then they got angry because they weren't able to marry the statues of themselves and toppled them all over. What? You don't believe me? Check wikipedia.
I don't know anything about this movie other than Drew Barrymore looked really old in it. I think she should just start being old in all of her movies, mainly because that's the only way I can stand looking at her. Meoooowwwww!
